Dear Men of the Maury Show,
I was really hoping it wouldn’t come down to this but apparently it has. I know the fact that I watch the show is pretty bad, BUT, the fact that I have to go here and do this is far, far worse.
Please allow me to break it down for you:
If your
to tell you in front of



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Seriously, if it was this

She would be taking you to see

So the next time I watch


That is all.

