Katt Williams Better Get His Sh*t Together!

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With the new MySpace Stalker Tracker (aka “Friend Subscriptions”) I saw that one of my friends had become friends with Katt Williams and I love me some Katt Williams. He’s hysterical and tells it like it is. I have watched obscene amounts of his stand up on YouTube and can be accused of knowing a lot of it by heart.

Apparently, I put the “Stalker” in “Stalker Tracker.”

Anywho, I realize that I am not friends with Katt and since we are such amazing friends (you DID notice that I called him Katt up there) I decided that I would send him a friend request too!

I see he has new material coming out in November so I click the ADD ME button and I notice that even though he has over 650,000 friends I have to go through the MySpace equivalent of getting something duplicated in triplicate with the email/last name/captcha combination (Olympic Difficulty 7.75).

Apparently Katt only wants his closest 650,000 friends on his list but I’m game.

I start to fill it out and then I start HYSTERICALLY laughing. Check it out and please note that I started to fill it in….

At first I thought he lost his damn mind! If you don’t know Katt WILLIAMS last name then you are an idiot. Then it hit me!I wonder how many people got to that part and was like “DAMN! I really wanted to be his friend!” Then they turn around and leave.

Katt, I apologize, you aren’t crazy…. You’re an EFFEN GENIUS!!

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